LONGING FOR HAPPINESS.
This is all kinds of weird. 🔮

This is all kinds of weird. 🔮

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (via victoriousvocabulary)

beyoncebeytwice:

why are the american horror story opening credits almost scarier than the actual show

I shut down to protect myself.
6 word story (m.s.)

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

africanaquarian:

*plays with my own titty out of boredom*

pluviophilemuch:

That 4th one? Because of Nomonde I am unable to can😫😩

coffeeandfaith:

Just because I find you attractive doesnt mean I like you. You appeal to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.

lipstick-nd-champagne:

Booty to big to deal with this shit 🙈

lipstick-nd-champagne:

Booty to big to deal with this shit 🙈