A dick to the world, a gentleman to his girl
everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock
Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).
That boy was high stepping like a motherfucker
straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013
I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex
"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute
i keep losing everything except weight